Jacqueline Onassis Quotes

#1. To be a queen , do you have to rule a country or marry a king? Not necessarily---there are other ways to be considered royal today. For example, take Elizabeth Taylor or Jacqueline Onassis. Would you dare to call either of these grand dames less than regal?

Kris Waldherr

#2. The great man is not so great as folks think, and the dull man is not quite so stupid as he seems. The difference in our estimates of men lies in the fact that one individual is able to get his goods into the show-window, and the other is not aware that he has any show-window or any goods.

Elbert Hubbard

#3. If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#4. On a potential husband, All I ask is someone with a little imagination, but they are hard to find.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#5. Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of my mind at times. Wouldn't God understand that I just want to be with him?

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#6. You realize mortality is everywhere.

Katey Sagal

#7. Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?

Cory O'Brien

#8. Being awesome makes me hungry.

Barry Goldberg

#9. I am a woman above everything else.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#10. We have learned to see the world in gasps.

Margaret Atwood

#11. I want to live my life, not record it.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#12. If anything is life-changing, being the descendant of a slave is.

Ntozake Shange

#13. Once you can express yourself, you can tell the world what you want from it ... All the changes in the world, for good or evil, were first brought about by words.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#14. With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom.

Chuck Palahniuk

#15. One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#16. Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#17. The dignity of man is in free choice.

Max Frisch

#18. Those officers and men who were immediately under my observation, evinced the greatest gallantry, and I have no doubt that all others conducted themselves as became American officers and seamen.

Oliver Hazard Perry

#19. Everything from Colette to Kerouac.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#20. It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.

Steven Tyler

#21. He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights ... it had to be some silly little Communist.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#22. You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#23. Famous INFPs include Isabel Myers (creator of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator), St. John the disciple, Carl Rogers, Princess Diana, George Orwell, Audrey Hepburn, Fred Rogers, A.A. Milne, Helen Keller, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Julia Roberts, and William Shakespeare.

Molly Owens

#24. If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#25. I have absolutely no intention of marrying Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

J. Paul Getty

#26. We've found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we're going to err on the side of caution.

Bill Vaughan

#27. Our culture will become like it was during the medieval times when there truly was a cultural elite. The rest of the people will just watch television, which will be their only frame of reference.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#28. If you cut people off from what nourishes them spiritually, something in them dies.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

#29. Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

Augusten Burroughs

#30. I fear that CAFTA will accelerate the demise of these domestic textile jobs.

Howard Coble