Jackwad Urban Quotes

#1. Walking with a dead man over my shoulder. Don't run away, it's only me ...

Ernest Cline

#2. Poverty, first of all was never a misfortune for me; it was radiant with sunlight.. I owe it to my family, first of all, who lacked everything and who envied practically nothing.

Albert Camus

#3. I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is."

Jason Gann

#4. The only indication of the passage of time lies in the heavens, the subtle shift of the moon. So Peeta begins pointing it out to me, insisting I acknowledge its progress and sometimes, for just a moment I feel a flicker of hope before the agony of the night engulfs me again.

Suzanne Collins

#5. Any slower and he'd be in reverse.

Andre-Pierre Gignac

#6. We are faced with 5,000 advertisements every day calling us to buy more.21

Joshua Becker

#7. I opened my Eyes one day and noticed that the world is full of beautiful girls.

Justin Bieber

#8. Like hunger or thirst, the instinct for balance is built into the human body.

Deepak Chopra

#9. And as for death - we get what we expect.

Janet Morris

#10. It also occurred to him that perhaps this only meant that the less he saw of people, the more kindly he felt toward them, and that this might explain his current mild exasperation with his many condolence-offering acquaintances.

Helen Simonson

#11. If you spend yourselves in behalf of the hungry and satisfy the needs of the oppressed, then your light will rise in the darkness, and your night will become like the noonday (Isa. 58:10, italics added).

Steve Corbett