Jackwad Quotes

#1. I'll rip the fucking asshole's dick off and stuff it down his douche-bag throat. Take my whip and cornhole the bastard peckerheaded fuckwad till his ass whistles "The Star Spangled Banner." Then I'll break the dried-up piece of jackwad's leg off and shove it up his ass.

Cherise Sinclair

#2. There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile,it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.

Gillian Flynn

#3. As you know with the Arab Spring, there were no dividends.

Najib Razak

#4. Reading things that are relevant to the facts of your life is of limited value. The facts are, after all, only the facts, and the yearning passionate part of you will not be met there. That is why reading ourselves as a fiction as well as fact is so liberating. The wider we read the freer we become.

Jeanette Winterson

#5. A different lover is not a sin

Lady Gaga

#6. Dixon never forgot it, how young Jaye Larson looked, whispering his horrors as the breath fogged from his soft lips.

Lynn Kelling

#7. I like death. I'm a big fan of it.

Guy Ritchie