Jack Skellington Birthday Quotes

#1. In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

Craig Ferguson

#2. But once I'd come up with it, I realized it really was the perfect plan. Instead of waiting for Maria to come to me, I was simply going to go to her and, well ...
Send her back to where she came.
Or reduce her to a mound of quivering gelatinous goo. Whichever came first.

Meg Cabot

#3. In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation.

Benjamin Franklin

#4. I'm often painted as the bad kid,
The other side of me wants to hand out the brush

Patrick Cruz

#5. I do cardio, but I don't like it as much. I'd rather do weights.

Gal Gadot

#6. That man is so low you can't put a rug under him." "His

Marie Bostwick

#7. I don't keep a journal.

Chris Evans

#8. What is love of one's country; is it hate of one's uncountry? Then it's not a good thing.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#9. I thought marriage was tough. Golf's like going over Niagara Falls in a barrel! It's a psychological game that gets into your blood.

Sylvester Stallone

#10. I want to help with bullying because there are girls who can't just up and homeschool and focus on their career.

Demi Lovato

#11. I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man.

Howard Gossage

#12. I feel old only when I look at my hands or at myself in the mirror.

John Updike

#13. As a writer, I've always been interested in others.

Antonio Tabucchi

#14. I think jokes can actually go to places that drama can't.

Robert Webb

#15. Preaching is tax free. Very little to do with God, a lot to do with money

Keith Richards