Jack Handey Quotes

#1. As Jack Handey advised in one of his "Deep Thoughts" on Saturday Night Live, before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Adam M. Grant

#2. Cash, you can't have me, I'm not yours to have," she told him, her voice now sounding a wee bit desperate.
His mouth came back to hers and she felt that he was still smiling. "Oh yes, darling, you are," he said there and he kissed her.

Kristen Ashley

#3. Always lean on the Lord for strength and let Him fight the battle.

Jaachynma N.E. Agu

#4. Women, like men, ought to have their years so glutted with freedom that they hate the very idea of freedom.

Vita Sackville-West

#5. And I love you.' she said her heart buoyant. She really did love him, although each time she said it and he could not reply, she loved him perhaps a little less.

Mark Helprin

#6. Never treat somebody's cleverness as his life's smartness. Cleverness is to hide the weakness and the smartness is to project the strength of his weakness.

Anuj

#7. I was suppose to write a book about being a mom, to organize my thoughts into chapters and figure out a structure to hang them on, to make a lasting point, but somehow I decided to go ahead and become a mother instead.

Jeanne Marie Laskas

#8. Nothing is better than music... it has done more for us than we have the right to hope for.

Nadia Boulanger

#9. But if I had to choose a single destination where I'd be held captive for the rest of my time in New York, I'd choose the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Tim Gunn

#10. A key factor is to do training that is fun.

Bill Toomey

#11. My grandparents live in Cley, and my dad now has the windmill which is a guest house. So I've spent much time up there, but a lot of it was at school as well, and my dad was sent abroad so often as well with the army.

James Blunt

#12. Set your soul in search of th he truth.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. Like all kids with divorced parents, I have an abundance of holidays.

Deb Caletti

#14. But the most important test is to take them on tour and see if you can bear to spend time with them.

Neville Marriner

#15. Betrayal was the greatest of all crimes, for it took all that was human within a person and made it a thing of pain. In the face of that, murder itself was surcease: it was quick, and it ended the anguish and despair of a life without hope.

Steven Erikson

#16. Quietly affirm that you will define your own reality from now on and that your definition will be based on your inner wisdom

Wayne Dyer