Itsfunneh Incorrect Quotes

#1. In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!

The Undertaker

#2. Don't judge me. You know my name, but not my story.

Demi Lovato

#3. Life is a flow of changes - transient and ephemeral.

Debasish Mridha

#4. She's a nice girl. Not my type." "You don't like them nice?" He had another cigarette going. The smoke was being fanned away from his face by his hand. "I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin." "They take you to the cleaners," Randall said indifferently.

Raymond Chandler

#5. I brainwashed youngsters into doing wrong. I want to say sorry to children everywhere for selling out to people who make millions by murdering other living creatures.

Geoffrey Giuliano

#6. Practice what you preach

Nathan Filer

#7. However, if you want to know how people would like to be treated, it's more helpful to look at how they themselves act than what they say.

Gretchen Rubin

#8. Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.

Debra Winger

#9. With every sunrise, our hearts sing with joy, our minds dance with love, and our lives get energized with new life.

Debasish Mridha

#10. Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I'll wake up with sweat drenching my chest and think it's the blood and muck I was covered in that night.

Shannon A. Thompson

#11. Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!

Adam Selzer