Itemized Quotes

#1. God does not keep an itemized account of all your failures.

Joseph Prince

#2. She is alone with an unattended desk light whose electricity is an expenditure waiting to be itemized and eliminated in the next budget of Lift magazine, Covering the Elevator Industry for Thirty Years.

Colson Whitehead

#3. Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Milton Berle

#4. Polishing: a useful lesson for the hopeful writer. You say your tormented prose doesn't read as well as mine? Neither does mine, at first!

Piers Anthony

#5. I used to Google my name to see what came up - it hurt.

Emilio Estevez

#6. All of us should be much more humble and contrite when we point the finger at somebody else, because four more fingers are pointing back at us.

Michael Eric Dyson

#7. I've tried most of my career to transform myself towards characters.

Charlize Theron

#8. The most careful reasoning characters are very often the most easily abashed.

Madame De Stael

#9. The Kingdom of Heaven is within you.

Robert Collier

#10. My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

Phyllis Diller

#11. Now I walk around with my head down, trying to hide, thinking that everybody knows that I inflicted people with HIV, because that is all they are going to read.

Marc Wallice

#12. I love Calgary. It's a great city. I enjoyed my time there, quite a bit. Shooting and filming in that cold could be very difficult, at times. When you're shooting nights, and it's 3 in the morning and minus 35 degrees, that's hard to work in.

Colin Hanks