Irretrievable Bowel Quotes

#1. I'm not interested in censorship. I like the First Amendment very much.

Henry Rollins

#2. Life is not a romance novel

Meg Cabot

#3. I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.

Ann Coulter

#4. As all born teachers, he was primarily a student.

Steven Pressfield

#5. The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.

Sue Civil-Brown

#6. I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Mark Hoppus

#7. My anger with the US was not at first, that they had used that weapon - although that anger came later.

Wilfred Burchett

#8. Furthermore I will just have to see what the future will bring me. But a change of food whets the appetite.

Jonathan Brandis

#9. I wanted Steph. My best friend. She was my baby blue and I was her cowboy.

Karina Halle

#10. He was older and loved to play Eric Clapton's single "Change the World" on repeat while we snorted cocaine off the side of his pool table with lucky $2 bills.

Christina McDowell