Iphone Vs Android Funny Quotes

#1. Grant what thou commandest and then command what thou wilt.

Saint Augustine

#2. I'm not a doctor or scientist. I'm just a mom. But I do think there's a genetic predisposition, and there are environmental triggers. I feel like that combination, in my child's case, is what resulted in autism.

Holly Robinson Peete

#3. I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco ...

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. I think the challenge is to takedifficult and painful times and turn them into something beneficial, something that makes you grow.

Michelle Akers

#5. I can pull you closer, if you want," he said. "Just to see how much she cares.

Richelle Mead

#6. One never knows when one might have to defend against ... " Bounty hunters? Soldiers? Enforcers? "Opossums.

Lindsay Buroker

#7. Each time I tell myself you have reached the summit of your strangeness, you find a way to climb still higher." "Look at it this way: being married to me will never be boring.

Seanan McGuire

#8. There's just as much money to be made in the wreck of a civilization as in the upbuilding of one.

Margaret Mitchell

#9. I was brought up by an Episcopalian father and Presbyterian mother in nondenominational Army chapels all over the world and never really had much religious experience.

Sally Quinn

#10. The point of serving your country is not to do your own thing or to go rogue, but to work as part of the process.

Kal Penn

#11. You have the power to make the world a better place by being kind to someone today

Joyce Meyer

#12. I've always felt strongly that a writer shouldn't be engaged with other writers, or with people who make books, or even with people who read them. I think the farther away you get from the literary traffic, the closer you are to sources. I mean, a writer doesn't really live; he observes.

Nelson Algren

#13. Sometimes you can't see what the problem is until you go close, until you look deep inside. It's when you look beyond the edge of what you think you know that you can finally arrive at the truth.

J. Michael Straczynski

#14. Somewhere i have never traveled, gladly beyond any experience, your eyes have their silence; in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me, or which i cannot touch because they are too near

E. E. Cummings

#15. I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

Tim Allen