Quotes About Funny Android Phones

#1. Don't they teach y'all anythin' in school these days?"

She frowned. Apparently they needed to improve the current How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse 101 courses.

Amy Cook

#2. I still have more to fight for in the coming years.

Hermann Maier

#3. I'm still walking around New York like a tourist staring up at all the skyscrapers. I wave at people, I shake hands, I help ladies with strollers.

Jack McBrayer

#4. Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.

Jim Morrison

#5. It's okay, you can do it. Because I am playing with myself as I write this, I hope you're doing the same as you read it. Otherwise there's not much point. Go ahead. Don't be shy or modest, prudish or self-conscious. That's it. It feels nice, doesn't it?

Lee Siegel

#6. Don't judge based on what you see, judge based on what you know, because the two are rarely similar.

Markus Peterson

#7. Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you.

J.M. Darhower

#8. Emperor Erishi had let his bladder go. The guards dropped their swords.

Ken Liu

#9. The soul needs more space than the body.

Axel Munthe

#10. I do not give the honorific name of 'poetry' to the primitive and the unaccomplished.

Helen Vendler

#11. I hope we can keep doing it this way - making music and art that are pure products of our influences while not really having to let the whole celebrity side of it get in the way. Then maybe more virtual bands will come out and do the same thing.

Damon Albarn

#12. I find beauty in the continual shaping of chaos which clearly embodies the primordial power of nature's performance

Iris Van Herpen

#13. I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

Tim Allen

#14. In a way that starry night sky is a mirror in which we see our own faces.

Henning Mankell