Inventing Humor Quotes

#1. I love doing what I do. I love asking questions. I love being in the mix.

Larry King

#2. Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tube by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.

Denis Parsons Burkitt

#3. Maybe everyone is just waiting for someone else to save them.

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#4. On World Humanitarian Day 2014, thanks to ALL aid workers who carry or have carried out lifesaving work. Salute to our champions

Widad Akreyi

#5. Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.

Katie Crouch

#6. NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.

Will Chabot

#7. Conspiracies are subtle and underhanded. Agendas are obvious and in everyone's face!

Matthew S. Williams

#8. Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Mark Twain

#9. We were never meant to exist, Adelina," he says. "And we will never exist again. But we cannot take the entire world with us." He meets my gaze. "No matter how it has wronged us.

Marie Lu

#10. The Iraq war took priority over domestic disaster prevention.

Charles B. Rangel

#11. I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president.

Alexander Haig

#12. I think there's no greater joy than completing a song out of thin air. It's like inventing something, but it's invisible, you know? It's weird. It amazes me. You can send it out in the world, and that's the joy. It's like giving birth to all these songs and letting them go like they're your kids.

Jason Mraz