Inventing Aladdin Quotes

#1. I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Fuzzy Zoeller

#2. Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?

Daniel Tosh

#3. The World War demonstrated the importance of Field Artillery. The majority of casualties were inflicted by the arm.

John J. Pershing

#4. One of the things I miss most about the U.K. is political TV, and I have one of those little gadgets, which means I can download British programmes illegally - that's why it's a guilty pleasure.

Raza Jaffrey

#5. Your success is directly proportional to the quality of the relationships in your life.

Danielle LaPorte

#6. I thank my parents for the greatest gift of all: poverty

Roberto Benigni

#7. If you are planning to work very hard, start working by screwing around! Lounge about at home; fool around in the streets or in the fields! Laziness will fill you with energy!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people who want to know what lottery numbers are going to win. I don't have a clue.

Bruce Bueno De Mesquita

#9. Because stories start in minds-- they aren't artifacts or natural phenomena.

Neil Gaiman

#10. I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press.

Morrissey

#11. With great power comes great dissipation.

Timothy Poston

#12. If I am not elected, I imagine that I will ask Harvard to let me back.

Michael Ignatieff

#13. Unconscious motivating forces play a central role in shaping our behavior, but they are also the primary cause of mental illness.

Christian Jarrett