International Men's Day Funny Quotes

#1. Please forgive the long letter; I didn't have time to write a short one.

Blaise Pascal

#2. To those who say Ted Bundy should burn forever in eternity I would only say, so should I, so should all of us ...

James Dobson

#3. I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the station.

Drake

#4. I would just as soon die now, but I haven't done anything yet to be remembered by

Abraham Lincoln

#5. Going from a short to a feature is like going from crawling to flying. It's a big jump, really. Everything triples - size of crew, budget, shooting days, the cast. Not to mention the stakes - as a first time feature filmmaker so much rides on this film.

Aurora Guerrero

#6. Would rather learn from failures I'm proud of than take pride in success I don't believe in.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy

#7. LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

Ambrose Bierce

#8. But the trees were gorgeous in their autumnal leafiness - the warm odours of flowers and herb came sweet upon the sense.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#9. I text and email my friends and family a lot, but that's about the extent of my high-tech-etude.

Willie Nelson

#10. I kept thinking the rest of my sentence would emerge from the air passing through my vocal cords, but nothing happened.

John Green

#11. In the 'Buffy' room, it was never about a plot twist, ever. It was always about, 'Tell the story, tell the characters, complicate their lives, make things get worse,' but we never worked backwards from the plot, and it was always a great lesson.

Drew Goddard

#12. You can't slow the game here. It's grass, it's always going to be fast.

Goran Ivanisevic

#13. The best thing I can do for you is to love you.

Jack Hyles

#14. An inadvertent step may crush the snail That crawls at evening in the public path. But he that has humanity, forewarned, Will turn aside and let the reptile live.

William Cowper

#15. To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

Minna Antrim