Intelligent Verbiage Quotes

#1. Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice.

Darynda Jones

#2. makes me angry when we need to make some heroic, diving catch because of someone else's lack of planning.

Gene Kim

#3. I would harness the truths that had been trapped in me like a fire shut up in my bones. I would give my life over to my passions, my writing, and my children, and they would breathe life back into me.

Charles M. Blow

#4. Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?

Thornton Wilder

#5. When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she had ever met.

Michael Symon

#6. Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"

Mitch Hedberg

#7. He chooses his language for its rich canorousness rather than for intensity of meaning.

James Russell Lowell

#8. Oh, HONESTLY, don't you two read?

J.K. Rowling

#9. This is a disturbing fetish, Vin," he says, coming up for air. "Why can't you be into bondage like everyone else?

Edmond Manning