Inspiring Witty Quotes

#1. Now I know for sure the soul is an evanescent thing and the body is its temporary container, because I saw it. I saw the body with the soul in it, I saw the body with the soul leaving, and I saw the body with the soul gone.

Elizabeth Alexander

#2. I'm easily destroyed and I operate on emotional levels.

Rickie Lee Jones

#3. I never lost my appetite for acting.

Eli Wallach

#4. The American psychologists classified persons on the basis of IQ tests, labeling those judged feebleminded in descending order as morons, imbeciles, or idiots

Henry Friedlander

#5. The universe can best be pictured as consisting of pure thought, the thought of what for want of a better word we must describe as a mathematical thinker.

James Jeans

#6. I went to school because I was supposed to. I did pre-med because my mum thought it was a good idea.

Fred DeLuca

#7. For what is more lovable than failure?

Mervyn Peake

#8. To be a good actor ... it is necessary to have a firmly tempered soul, to be surprised at nothing, to resume each minute the laborious task that has barely just been finished.

Sarah Bernhardt

#9. Amy Pond is, er ... I've sort of fallen in love with Amy Pond.

Matt Smith

#10. What do you do when you're visiting someone's house and their garden starts vanishing?

David Mitchell

#11. Life was jaded like that, throwing them together when he couldn't tolerate affection and she was desperate for it.

Pam Godwin

#12. The American people are smart. They've gotten sick of the predictable hyperpartisan talking points and canned anger.

John Avlon

#13. Consumers know precisely what's wrong with advertising. Be it TV or print or whatever, they know that advertising is never creative enough ... never as witty, inspiring, sophisticated, entertaining and downright likeable as they would like it to be.

Phil Dusenberry

#14. The most stirring battle-poem in English is about a brigade of cavalry which charged in the wrong direction.

George Orwell