Inspector Clouseau Quotes

#1. There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them".
-- Inspector Clouseau

James Lyon

#2. I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau ... or has he been compared to me?

I.B. Nosey

#3. When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.

Ozzy Osbourne

#4. Earth might one day soon resemble the planet Venus.

Stephen Hawking

#5. Modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

Fran Lebowitz

#6. What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of my control, unnamed, beyond my reasonable self. I desire it because passion has color, like the landscape before me. It is not pale. It is not neutral. It reveals the backside of the heart.

Terry Tempest Williams

#7. There's something strange about this big pink bunny ...

Lauren Myracle

#8. I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

Si Robertson