Insoles Quotes

#1. Until he turned twelve, Nimrod was a shitty person. The kind of whiner that, if he wasn't your best friend, you'd have kicked his ass a long time ago. And then one day, just before his bar mitzvah, they put insoles in his shoes, and suddenly the guy was a whole new human being.

Etgar Keret

#2. There are two industry secrets to surviving a long day on camera on the red carpet: First, no drinking the night before - ever. You can celebrate after with some bubbly. Second is make sure to use shoe insoles. I don't care if you are a guy or a girl, dress shoes are painful. Worth it, but painful.

Ross Mathews

#3. I was just getting out of a shootaround in Milwaukee when I found out. I took out my insoles (from my shoes) and I was out of there.

Dan McCarney

#4. A real stormtrooper is the extension of the First Order, of Supreme Leader Snoke's will, nothing less.

Greg Rucka

#5. Our ancestors move along with us, in underground rivers and springs too deep for chaos to reach.

Wally Lamb

#6. I was born to score goals, I feel. How I score them - how I get the ball into the back of the net - might have changed. The actual ability of what I was born to do will never leave me.

Michael Owen

#7. I want to be good at what I do, obviously, and to do that I need to keep my head straight.

Freddy Adu

#8. Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Jesse Ventura

#9. The typical fund company services 401k plan participants in the same way that Baby Face Nelson serviced banks.

William J. Bernstein

#10. Everything comes to him who knows how to wait.

Wolfgang Pauli

#11. If you think love makes you happy, you've either never been in love, or never been in love long enough to have to start compromising.

Laurell K. Hamilton