Ineptocracy T Shirt Quotes

#1. When I was an adolescent, I abandoned my country at 23 years to come to Paris to know Andre Breton, the 'Pope of Surrealism.' And for three years, I was there working with him being a surrealist.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#2. Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

Mark Twain

#3. The scriptures recommend love and service to the enlightened to develop purity.

Frederick Lenz

#4. If a man exists who is immune to force, even if he's the most blameless anchorite living on top of a column in the middle of the desert, he is beyond government, beyond authority, and cannot be controlled; and that would be intolerable.

K.J. Parker

#5. No immunity and no cure. There is only struggle, or succumb. Either way, the Primordial will have its due. We have met our creators, they have given us the answers we sought - and that is our curse.

Greg Bear

#6. Cosmologies are made up of small snippets of physical reality that have been remodeled by society into vast cosmic deceptions.

Jeremy Rifkin

#7. You must have wished a million times to be normal."
"No."
"No?"
"I've wished I had two heads. Or that I was invisible. I've wished for a fish's tail instead of legs. I've wished to be more special."
"Not normal?"
"Never.

Katherine Dunn

#8. Honestly, like, American football is not that big over in the U.K., so we hadn't really heard of Drew Brees before. I did know that he was, like, a massive football player. He's a massive star, so I was still a little bit anxious and nervous to meet him.

Zayn Malik

#9. There's a lot of people out there that's starting to sound like me so I guess I'm doing something right.

Kirko Bangz

#10. Better a holy discord than a profane concord.

Thomas Adams

#11. My older brother was the guitar player in the neighborhood band. My parents were the cool ones that had the basement for rehearsal. Rather than hang with my peers after school, I wanted to just listen to the band. More than that, I wanted to play.

Jill Sobule