Ince Quotes

#1. [S]ince there is no wrong or right, you just reap what you sow.

Peter Murphy

#2. [S]ince their candidate lost, many [Democrats] have allowed their hatred of George W. Bush to put them in the tragic position to be cheering for the same result in Iraq as Osama Bin Laden and al Zarqawi.

Joe Scarborough

#3. [S]ince the dawn of civilization, getting in-laws has been one of marriage's most important functions.

Stephanie Coontz

#4. Ince depression is a genetic biological illness, like diabetes, or low thyroid, it wasn't lack of character, laziness, or something I could "snap out of"-it would be like trying to snap out of a toothache.

Peter McWilliams

#5. I liked the Paul Ince and Roy Keane partnership Manchester United had. They would have been my team had I moved to England.

Xavi

#6. I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

Robin Ince

#7. I just didn't want to walk away from football without knowing what it meant to be a manager, or even wondering what it was like to be sacked.

Paul Ince

#8. To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic.

Robin Ince

#9. The main battle is to make people realise that doubt is important. Doubt is good. The 'don't know' answer sometimes is the box you should tick, and it's about not being scared about that fact. Even the greatest minds don't know everything.

Robin Ince

#10. I hope to be back in management in the next future

Paul Ince

#11. We do not want to be giving quality sides such as Southampton, Palace, Norwich and the rest eight or nine points start and expect to get back up with them.

Paul Ince

#12. Life, to me personally, I believe it is a finite thing, my consciousness, and I want to use it as much as possible.

Robin Ince

#13. I don't have any hobbies because my working job is my hobby. What I do is I spend my whole time looking through telescopes and having brain scans and buying books about various different ideas and I just sit around, that's my life.

Robin Ince

#14. I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.

Robin Ince

#15. We have to be careful not to let our game not be the game we know it should be.

Paul Ince

#16. I am not man or beast; I am bibliosexual, and a seedy bibliosexual who haunts the streets, laden with carrier bags held by blistered fingers, stooping under the weight of the rucksack that has brought on sciatica and a Dickensian demeanour.

Robin Ince

#17. Of course, I will keep myself fit, keep my boots clean and you never know.

Paul Ince

#18. Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

Robin Ince

#19. As long as we are
successful on the pitch, then I
will be here-unless Manchester United put in a call. But I don't think Sir Alex
Ferguson is planning to step
down just yet!

Paul Ince

#20. Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting.

Robin Ince

#21. One idea I explore in my stand-up show is whether, if you try looking at the universe rationally and avoid coping mechanisms like mysticism or religion, you can still be happy knowing you are going to die after a brief time on this spinning ball.

Robin Ince

#22. Marcel Desailly was pretty hard when I played against him in a Milan derby.

Paul Ince

#23. They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

Robin Ince

#24. We can't keep playing catch up as we have done for every season I've been here.

Paul Ince

#25. Back in my time, and I sound old now, it was black and white boots and that was it. Now you've got snoods, people wearing headphones when they're doing interviews, which I find disrespectful. Pink boots, green boots, you name it, even tights. They'll be wearing skirts next.

Paul Ince

#26. I like to knuckle down and get on with my job. I'll make mistakes, I'm bound to, but I'll write them down and I'll learn from them.

Paul Ince

#27. Liverpool fans were great to me, I still live near the city and they always come up and shake my hand.

Paul Ince

#28. We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain.

Robin Ince

#29. The worst, the most difficult thing I think is that the more you become intrigued by science and the information is out there, the more you are aware of the paucity of your own knowledge.

Robin Ince

#30. I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idiot? That's not the point!

Robin Ince

#31. I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex.

Paul Ince

#32. The best player I've ever played with was Paul Gascoigne. He had everything. He was amazing.

Paul Ince

#33. When I retire I'm gonna bet on Wolves drawing every game. I'll be a multi-millionaire!

Paul Ince

#34. It's a shame the Manchester United situation turned sour.

Paul Ince

#35. I don't like publicity, being in the limelight.

Paul Ince

#36. As much as of course that Englishness of always to be embarrassed about any sense of complement, it is nice to know that a lot of the projects that I've worked on that people do feel there has been some effect.

Robin Ince

#37. My life is constant revision but it's not revision, a lot of it is for the first time.

Robin Ince

#38. I have faced up to what I am.

Robin Ince

#39. I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Robin Ince

#40. Science is very cross-generational; you're not just aiming it at twentysomethings, or eightysomethings. Every town's got a really broad selection of people and age groups interested in science.

Robin Ince

#41. I am happy to be a role model for anybody - whether they are black, white, yellow, pink or purple.

Paul Ince

#42. I have spent a reasonable percentage of my life in libraries - I like the hush.

Robin Ince

#43. I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put a hat on me or some kind of sash and go, 'We're giving you this certificate.'

Robin Ince

#44. You always need to find the balance in the science, but the balance to talking about evolutionary theory is not to talk about creationism, that's not a balance, that's misleading and it's just wrong.

Robin Ince

#45. The problem is, when you come back in you're sweating, so I wait until the very last minute before putting on my shirt so that it's not covered in sweat.

Paul Ince

#46. First, they came for the bigots, and I said nothing, because I didn't believe I was a bigot, then ... it was really nice, it turned out it was the bigots who'd been the main issue. We just all went out and had a lovely picnic together.

Robin Ince

#47. I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas.

Robin Ince

#48. I'm taking it step by step and not thinking at all about a new contract.

Paul Ince

#49. I love tackling, it's better than sex!

Paul Ince

#50. My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'

Robin Ince

#51. Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

Robin Ince

#52. We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing nothing, because everything is available to us.

Robin Ince

#53. Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe.

Robin Ince

#54. It's not just what you do on the pitch, it's what you do off the pitch.

Paul Ince

#55. There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Robin Ince

#56. If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get.

Robin Ince