Incapacitated Child Quotes

#1. The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because it is too fucking hot" and "Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape from the heat. That is a fucking whopper though.

David Thorne

#2. The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle. Let's think about what's the whole battle.

David Mamet

#3. I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

Zach Galifianakis

#4. I don't really believe in the myth of being poor but happy. At the poorest times in my life, I wasn't happy. I was just hungry.

Ali Liebegott

#5. Why, you are a man of heart!"
"Sometimes," replied Phileas Fogg, quietly. "When I have the time.

Jules Verne

#6. I found my partner, my life partner, and I really am in love with my wife, and we have a lovely time, and we share a long history together and children together, and that's it.

Ewan McGregor

#7. Who you are and who you love should never be a fireable offense

Barack Obama

#8. Marriage, to woman as to man, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it.

Susan B. Anthony