Inauguration Speech Quotes

#1. Johnny Gentle, the first U.S. President ever to swing his microphone around by the cord during his Inauguration speech.

David Foster Wallace

#2. Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure. George Washington couldn't tell a lie.

Jay Leno

#3. Despise (viradhana) of a Gnani [the enlightened one] creates hindrance in (acquiring right) Knowledge-Vision-Conduct (Gnan-Darshan-Charitra).

Dada Bhagwan

#4. The girl who had left Ireland was gone to the bottom of the ocean with the rest of them.

Hazel Gaynor

#5. As a whole, I am interested in the symbolic, rather than the literal use of the camera.

Clarence John Laughlin

#6. Show me a beautiful man whose heart trembles behind the scene of a theatre, and I shall love him forever.

Sofia Navarro

#7. Accordingly, death is a harbor of peace for the just, but is believed a shipwreck for the wicked.

Ambrose

#8. The only wealth that mattered was affinity and generosity. Affinity towards oneself and generosity towards the world itself.

Soroosh Shahrivar

#9. Holy cheesy fuckballs!

Daniel Younger

#10. Language and reality are kept strictly apart - reality is tough, unyielding stuff, and it doesn't care what you think or feel or say about it. Or it shouldn't.

Lev Grossman

#11. You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Jeff Foxworthy

#12. If everything you try works, you aren't trying hard enough.

Gordon Moore