Inappropriate Remarks Quotes

#1. I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

Gilbert Gottfried

#2. What to do with you, lass. What to do with you. You will either get me killed or earn me a bloody fortune.

M.L. Chesley

#3. You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Stephen Colbert

#4. The scattered rosebushes, glorious by day, revealed themselves by night an awkward collection of lonely, bony old ladies.

Kate Morton

#5. I pride myself on being able to put up with a lot," Nellie said. "But bagpipers are pretty much my limit.

Larry McMurtry

#6. One of the key things is to encourage people to have a go in the kitchen and not to be embarrassed by it. Try and spend a couple of nights a week cooking something up. It doesn't have to be complicated, it can be something really simple.

William Katt

#7. The manager needs only a molehill to build a mountain, but the money-ger needs a full mountain to build another.

Agona Apell

#8. Bonner leans his forehead against hers. Zig when they think you'll zag. Creation's Rule Number Two.
What's Number One? Els asks, willing to be this bent soul's straight man.
Zag when they think you'll zig.

Richard Powers

#9. Grandmothers are to life what the Ph.D. is to education. There is nothing you can feel, taste, expect, predict, or want that the grandmothers in your family do not know about in detail.

Lois Wyse

#10. He felt like telling her his secrets, opening his heart to her, with the same honesty and freedom with which, the previous night, she had opened her body to him.

Paulo Coelho

#11. Truth from an enemy is better than lies from a friend.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#12. I saw some musicals at dinner theaters where I grew up. But I didn't go to a big theater to see one until probably after I graduated from high school when I took myself to see 'Tommy' when it was on tour. I absolutely loved it.

Amy Adams

#13. I have been ripped open. I know what it's like to be unwanted. I am familiar with the un-pretty feelings we are sometimes greeted with in the mirror.

Alexandra Elle

#14. He was so good with the kids on the set. He just knew exactly how to handle them. The baby would cry and Vin would hold him and do all these weird sounds and the baby would stop crying. It was really cute.

Brittany Snow

#15. When a man says that he is perfect already, there is only one of two places for him, and that is heaven or the lunatic asylum.

Henry Ward Beecher

#16. Be humble!! Be wise!! Be wild!! Be love!! Be cute!! Be sexy!! Be sweet!! Be bold!! Okaaaayyyy... Be whatever you wanna be!! It's your life!! **Someone's opinion of you doesn't have to be your reality! (Les brown)**

Abhishek Kumar

#17. I'm just glad Open tennis is here. It's great for the game. That's more important.

Pancho Gonzales