Impractical Jokers Murr Quotes

#1. I love 'Capote.' Huge fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman; if he's not my all-time favorite actor he's definitely in my top five. I just love him so much.

Chris Pratt

#2. This isn't life. It's something that's playing out in its own self-contained subroutine.

M.R. Carey

#3. All very well for a dull sort of girl to hitch her wheel to a man's wagon, but consider yourself warned, men enjoy a bit of sport, and they all like to catch the brightest prize, but once they do? That's when the fun and games end. His games, her fun.

Kate Morton

#4. It was Friday but felt like a Monday and I didn't like that feeling. Fridays should give you that feeling of impending freedom but the last four days of rain had imprisoned the whole city not unlike Kandor, the city in Superman comics stolen, shrunken and placed in a bottle by Brainiac.

Rodney Lynch

#5. Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality.

Winston Churchill

#6. It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your plan.

Tom Hardy

#7. Hermione was now refusing to speak to Harry and Ron, but she was such a bossy know-it-all that they saw this as an added bonus.

J.K. Rowling

#8. I've never been to rehab, I've never been to psychotherapy or the doctor or anything like that. I went to a church and I was prayed for, and I've always had a great relationship with God.

Smokey Robinson

#9. There is no place where espionage is not possible.

Sun Tzu

#10. Rule #1 in all bridal magazines. Give yourself a year to plan the
perfect wedding.

Jillian Dodd

#11. Get excited about life!

John Di Lemme

#12. There is something wrong with you if you don't get angry about something.

Elvis Costello