Impractical Jokers Best Quotes

#1. What has to do with your ability to fall asleep is not caffeine. It's having a clean conscience. I have a clean conscience so I can drink all the caffeine I want.

Bob Barr

#2. The universe is run exactly on the lines of a cafeteria. Unless you claim - mentally - what you want, you may sit and wait forever.

Emmet Fox

#3. The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

John Ruskin

#4. War rages on the teeming earth;
The hot and sanguinary fight
Begins with each new creature's birth:
A dreadful war where might is right;
Where still the strongest slay and win,
Where weakness is the only sin.

Mathilde Blind

#5. If we met at a different time and place, I'd want you teach me how to be good. Because you're so good it makes me wish I had a heart.

Ainsley Booth

#6. ..."ya gotta be one of the good guys...'cause there's too many of the bad.

Garth Ennis

#7. We have built no temple but the Capitol. We consult no common oracle but the Constitution.

Rufus Choate

#8. If a task is worthy of our attention, it is worthy of our best.

Jack Hyles

#9. After I left school, where I studied art, photography and textiles at A-level, I started doing an apprenticeship in interior design, but I wasn't really enjoying it very much, so I decided to do something creative, and in 2009, I began blogging.

Zoe Sugg

#10. There's a part of me that looks beyond everything now.

Andrew Sarris

#11. There's virtually nothing made up in 'The Immigrant.' So much of the film came from somewhere in my family's past. All the details are from my own family.

James Gray

#12. I have come to the conclusion that while a candidate's faith matters, what's most important is how he or she applies that faith.

Gary Bauer

#13. My dad shaped the footballing side of me, and Mum shaped me as a person. I've always been very close to her - we've only ever had one argument, and that was over something stupid when I was 13.

Frank Lampard