Immobile Fat Quotes

#1. May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

Robert A. Heinlein

#2. I'm twenty-seven and as of writing this, I haven't had sex in two years, six months, three days, and two and a half hours. It's a situation that I wish upon no one.

Olive B. Persimmon

#3. An idle head is a boxe for the winde.

George Herbert

#4. I've never seen myself as a pop singer. I grew up listening to gospel, soul and rock. My approach to pop is that, when I was doing my album, I wanted to have raw, genuine lyrics, but wanted it to be easy to process.

Tori Kelly

#5. Money is the most important subject intellectual persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it is widely understood and its defects remedied very soon.

Robert W. Hemphill

#6. every man is afraid of being queer. I get a little tired of it. maybe we should all become queers and relax.

Charles Bukowski

#7. As great as the fame and the money are, sometimes I wonder if working at a Taco Bell and being able to tuck your kids in at night isn't a better gig.

Chris Jericho

#8. Not for models. SuicideGirls is a mystery to me because I thought only women ran the site.

Richard Kern

#9. He that expects to quantify in dollars the gains that will accrue to a company year by year for a program for improvement of quality expounded in [Out of the Crisis] will suffer delusion. He should know before he starts that he will be able to quantify only a trivial part of the gain.

W. Edwards Deming

#10. I have flown and fallen, and I have swum deep and drowned, but there should be more to love than I survived it.

Lisa Mantchev

#11. I hope you smile, laugh, and maybe even learn something that will help you along the way to happily-ever-after.

T.N. Carpenter