Imassager Quotes

#1. Harry leaned forward. You put your penis on the page.

Hanif Kureishi

#2. I feel like a little boy who is constantly offered new toys.

Placido Domingo

#3. Jack of all trades, master of none, though often better than a master of one.

Adam Savage

#4. I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'

Gilbert Gottfried

#5. Listen to others very carefully. Shut your inner noise and focus on verbal and non verbal cues.

Abhishek Ratna

#6. To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

Jessica Simpson

#7. If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

Jim Allchin

#8. If I could, I'd be a recluse. I do want to be one. I'm trying really hard. But it's a difficult thing to pull off in this job.

Chris Lowe

#9. If I went out in killer heels and full makeup, blow dry, the whole thing - anyone dressed up like that could be intimidating to men and women, really. It's so, look at me. Do you know what I mean? But I love women.

Rachel Weisz

#10. Look, then, into thine heart, and write!
Yes, into Life's deep stream!
All forms of sorrow and delight,
All solemn Voices of the Night,
That can soothe thee, or affright, -
Be these henceforth thy theme.
(excerpt from "Voices of the Night")

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#11. I think the vice of our housekeeping is that it does not hold man sacred. The vice of government, the vice of education, the viceof religion, is one with that of the private life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson