Imaqtpie Funny Quotes

#1. You had to be able to lift yourself outside of the time stream - and that essentially became what is called the yoga of time travel.

Fred Alan Wolf

#2. You can't forgive if you don't acknowledge the offense.

Jenna Brooks

#3. There are a lot of people who lie and get away with it, and that's just a fact.

Donald Rumsfeld

#4. And in his image, man created god

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#5. There are forms that can only be seen when you are near a painting, others only appear when you are far away.

Robert Henri

#6. We mustn't allow our circumstances and disappointments to become the excuse for the choices we make in life. God is greater than all of that, and He can bring beauty out of ashes. Our trials come, Augustine said, to prove us and to improve us.

Alistair Begg

#7. Quin lay down next to me and buried his face in my neck. I felt everything hidden and heavy inside him collapse in my arms. His hot tears joined with mine.
"I need you."
"I know," I answered.

Ellery A. Kane

#8. I don't watch dailies. I don't pretend not to read reviews, I just don't. I wait for it to come on the air, just like everybody else.

Jeff Daniels

#9. Tell him I went to the lavatory," Evie said with a roll of her eyes. "Men are pos-i-tute-ly paralyzed by the mention of females in lavatories.

Libba Bray

#10. He was right, she wanted this just as much as he did. He knew it before she was ready to admit it. There was no more denying her feelings inside, she wanted him in every way she could possibly get him.

T.N. Williams

#11. Eat broccoli. And cauliflower, cabbage, and other stuff that looks like it came out of a mini Tolkien forest.

Steve Edwards

#12. No one in Washington realizes you can't borrow money endlessly.

Porter Stansberry

#13. Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to be the primary function of a phone. 'Smartphones' completely ignore these basic facts, resulting in some of the least intelligent devices I've seen yet. Oh the irony.

Ashly Lorenzana

#14. Conservatism therefore looks upon the enhancement of man's spiritual nature as the primary concern of political philosophy. Liberals, on the other hand, - in the name of a concern for "human beings" - regard the satisfaction of economic wants as the dominant mission of society.

Barry Goldwater