Ilocano Funny Quotes

#1. A free press is equally free to print the truth or ignore it, as it chooses.

T.R. Fehrenbach

#2. Remember you always have freedom of choice.

Jenny Holzer

#3. Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

Rita Mae Brown

#4. Still, when someone who is mistreated in their home travels very far and under horrible conditions to get to yours, shouldn't you at least offer them shelter and something to eat and drink until they sort things out? It seems like common courtesy to me.

Meg Cabot

#5. Writing is one way to achieve enchantment.

Guy Kawasaki

#6. If you care about animals, there is one and only one choice: go vegan. Can you choose not to be vegan? Sure. You can choose not to care.

Gary L. Francione

#7. I agree," said Blazing Night. "I'm working on the formula to get the money from the rich folk and do it fast. It's not easy, do you know how?

J.M.K. Walkow

#8. It's amazing to see the beauty of the world. It's so beautiful and so brutal. It's a reminder that every second of life is precious.

Sally Green

#9. To the person who desires nothing and does not get entangled in desires, the manifold changes of nature are one panorama of beauty and sublimity.

Swami Vivekananda