Ig Nobel Prize Quotes

#1. This has been a convenience to me in travelling, where my companions have been sometimes very unhappy for want of a suitable gratification of their more delicate, because better instructed, tastes and appetites.

Anonymous

#2. And what shall we know of this life on earth after death? The dissolution of our timebound form in eternity brings no loss of meaning. Rather, does the little finger know itself a member of the hand.

Carl Jung

#3. When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Betty White

#4. You don't have friends in here, you'll soon come to understand that. You get attached to someone, then you'll just lose them. They'll get shanked or they'll jump or they'll be taken one night.

Alexander Gordon Smith

#5. Give what thou canst, without Thee we are poor; And with Thee rich, take what Thou wilt away.

William Cowper

#6. The mayor of Sochi is now saying that there are no gay people in Sochi. So the only thing that is flaming over there now is the Olympic torch.

David Letterman

#7. In mythology, the Medusa can petrify people with a look - which is a good thing, I think. But the Medusa is a unique symbol - something strong. It's about going all the way.

Donatella Versace

#8. When you have counted eighty years and more, Time and Fate will batter at your door; But if you should survive to be a hundred, Your life will be death to the very core.

Khushwant Singh

#9. I go on writing so that I will always have something to read.

Jeanette Winterson

#10. Life is like Facebook. People will like and coments your problems, but no one will solve them because they're busy updating them.

Lucy Hale

#11. Water was something he loved, something he respected. He understood its beauty and its dangers. He talked about swimming as if it were a way of life.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#12. It's like you miss a year of your life,

Jacqueline Davies