Top 100 If God Quotes
#1. You can't eat goat," Buck said. "It ain't natural. If God had wanted us to eat goat, he wouldn't've made it taste like shit.
Django Wexler
#2. If God sends us on stony paths, He will provide us with strong shoes.
Alexander MacLaren
#4. If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.
Thomas Szasz
#5. Through God's grace, he gives us a wealth of resources to bear any burden he allows. Therefore, if God doesn't empty our cup of suffering or take it from us, he will give ample grace (favor, kindness, ability) to bear it.
Jennifer Rothschild
#6. They said God was on high and he controlled the world and therefore we must pray against Satan. Well, if God controls the world, he controls Satan. For me, religion was full of misstatements and reaches of logic that I just couldn't agree with.
Gene Roddenberry
#7. God is all-powerful. God is perfectly good. Evil exists. If God exists, there would be no evil. Therefore God does not exist.
Epicurus
#8. Makes me wonder if God's even up there at all. And if he is, why ain't he doing a better job of things down here. Unless maybe he's doing the best he can. And if that's the case, he ain't doing no better than the rest of us.
Susan Adger
#9. If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then
explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for
us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Sarah Palin
#10. If God is your Father, you can count on the Holy Spirit to open your eyes and illumine His truth. He will burn it into your heart as you read the Bible, ingrain it into your thinking, live it out in obedience, and let Him continually keep you aligned with ultimate reality.
Stephen Kendrick
#11. If God can bring blessing from the broken body of Jesus and glory from something that's obscene as the cross, He can bring blessing from my problems and my pain and my unanswered prayer.
Anne Graham Lotz
#12. Such a notion made it virtually impossible to enjoy life! And this, If God did not exist, man would
Sue Monk Kidd
#13. Were the eye not of the sun, How could we behold the light? If God's might and ours were not as one, How could His work enchant our sight?
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#14. If God's grace and blessing only rest on Christians, we have a problem because there is no statistical difference between Christians and non-Christians in terms of fertility.
Jeremy Steele
#15. If God could make a carpenter into a Savior, a slave trader into a reverend, why not an opium addict into an earl?
Michelle Griep
#16. Nothing's real ,but all is possible if God is on my side
Michael Jackson
#17. If God imagined you at birth, what makes you think He's stopped imagining you now.
Erwin McManus
#18. But, he says again, if God much strong, much might as the Devil, why God no kill the Devil, so make him no more do wicked?
I was strangely surprised at his question, [ ... ] And at first I could not tell what to say, so I pretended not to hear him ...
Daniel Defoe
#19. Hypnosis I believe is real. The only problem I guess I have is that, you know, if God or somebody who passed on in my life wanted to talk to me, why wouldn't they come directly to me?
Sean Hannity
#20. If God's the type of guy that would damn you to Hell just for loving someone, then I wouldn't want to spend eternity with Him, anyway.
Colleen Hoover
#21. There is a particular danger with a war that God commands. What if God should lose?
Garry Wills
#22. If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
Jesse Helms
#23. I don't even know if the sun will rise or whether I'll wake up in the morning. I don't know if God will grant me my next breath. So I choose to live on faith rather than knowledge - and accept whatever comes, welcome or not, bitter or sweet - all of it, a gift from God.
Dan Millman
#24. If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
Devon Sampson
#25. How would it make you feel if God showed you what you could have accomplished in life if you had just believed him a little bit more?
Rick Warren
#26. If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent.
Dwight L. Moody
#27. if God gave you the ability to dream, he also gave you the ability to achieve that very same dream.
Sean Terry
#28. I can't do it. It would be like, say, trying to fall in love with somebody, or trying to convince yourself that your favorite food is pancakes. You don't decide those things, they just happen to you. If God is real, He needs to happen to me.
Donald Miller
#29. If God is the Creator of all things and evil is a thing, then God is the Creator of evil and He is to be blamed for its existence. No, evil is not a thing but a wrong choice, or the damage done by a wrong choice. Evil is no more a positive thing than blindness is, but it is just as real.
Peter Kreeft
#30. If God came in and said, I want you to be happy for the rest of your life, what would you do?
Bernie Siegel
#31. There is nothing so great as the Eucharist. If God had something more precious, He would have given it to us.
John Vianney
#32. All I know is that if God loves me only half as much as my mother does, he will not send me to Hell.
Lin Yutang
#33. A designer can mull over complicated designs for months. Then suddenly the simple, elegant, beautiful solution occurs to him. When it happens to you, it feels as if God is talking! And maybe He is.
Leo Frankowski
#34. If God does not save men by truth, he certainly will not save them by lies. And if the old gospel is not competent to work a revival, then we will do without the revival.
Charles Spurgeon
#35. If, in his pride, he considers God as a challenge, he will deny Him; and if God becomes man and therefore makes Himself vulnerable, he will crucify Him.
Fulton J. Sheen
#36. In Reformed theology, if God is not sovereign over the entire created order, then he is not sovereign at all. The term sovereignty too easily becomes a chimera. If God is not sovereign, then he is not God.
R.C. Sproul
#37. If God is completely beyond our knowing, how can we know that he is unknowable?
Sadhu Sundar Singh
#38. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
John Cleese
#39. If God much strong, much might, as the devil, why God not kill the devil, so make him no more wicked?
Daniel Defoe
#40. If God gives you responsibility for aging parents, seek what is best for them, not what is most convenient for you. And keep contact with them!
Billy Graham
#41. And now, if God, who has created you, on whom you are dependent for your lives and for all that ye have and are, doth grant unto you whatsoever ye ask that is right, in faith, believing that ye shall receive, O then, how ye ought to impart of the substance that ye have one to another.
Joseph Smith Jr.
#42. If God wishes to reveal the love that he harbors for the world, this love has to be something that the world can recognize, in spite of, or in fact in, its being wholly other.
Hans Urs Von Balthasar
#43. If God gave you contentment then you would never pursue your life purpose. It is your restlessness that pushes you to take action, change your life and seek more of what you could possibly be.
Shannon L. Alder
#44. If God's kingdom looks radical, it is only an indictment on the sort of Christianity we have settled for. Sharing our food with the hungry, opening our homes to the homeless, reconciling with our enemies
these are what Christianity has always been.
Shane Claiborne
#45. If God answers 'Yes', He is increasing your faith. If 'Wait', He is increasing your patience. If 'No', He has something better for you.
Nicky Gumbel
#46. If God were small enough to be understood, He would not be big enough to be worshipped.
Evelyn Underhill
#47. If God wants to take my left arm, that's OK, as long as I can walk and play with my kids. I'm a lot improved. I was worse than this after the accident.
Manute Bol
#48. If God was so literal in his resurrections, humanity would be brought back in a state of decay so advanced that the marks of dissection would seem minor in comparison.
Helene Wecker
#49. If God was able to create [from nothing] that which had never existed, He can certainly recreate that which had already existed.
Hayim H. Donin
#50. If God be my friend, I cannot be wretched.
Ovid
#51. Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.
Douglas Coupland
#52. And if God has given you a lot of ability, I believe you should be held to a higher level of expectation.
Tony Dungy
#53. If God fairness, impartiality, equity, are his essence, that should become dominant in any society
Sunday Adelaja
#54. I don't believe God really cares what you eat, or what you wear, or whom you love. I think that if God made the stars, He must have a greater perspective.
Joanne Harris
#55. If God created humans with the ability to dictate the direction of history (by imagining future states of the universe and steering its path toward one version or another), then humanity's duty to God was to direct history toward the best of all possible worlds.
Dexter Palmer
#56. If God speaks to us about himself and his own glorious greatness, we respond by humbling ourselves before him in worship ... If He speaks to us about His commandments, we determine to obey them.
John Stott
#57. If God didn't withhold from us His very own Son, will God withhold anything we need?
Ann Voskamp
#58. If God does not exist, we will lose nothing by believing in him; but if God does exist, we will lose everything by not believing.
Anonymous
#59. If God had called me up to heaven, and told me that I was allowed to build a man to belong to me, I would have built myself a Kayden.
H.D. Gordon
#60. If God and Christ were equal then Christ should be called God's brother, not God's Son.
Arius
#61. If God is slow in answering your request, or if you ask but do not promptly receive anything, do not be upset, for you are not wiser than God.
Isaac Of Nineveh
#62. If God has allowed me to earn so much money, it is because He knows I give it all away.
Edith Piaf
#63. If God would but give me strength to strangle him in my last agony, I'd go to hell with joy,
Emily Bronte
#64. You are guaranteed failure if you accept it. Victory is almost in your hands if you are willing to die for it. Success is already yours if God has ordained it.
Matshona Dhliwayo
#65. If God came to save the world, why are so many of His professed followers intent on damning it?
Richard Paul Evans
#66. If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
Dana Gould
#67. It was as if God had become not only the object of my praise and thanksgiving but my creative partner as well.
David Brazzeal
#68. If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
Brian Clough
#69. If God brings you to it ... He will see you through it.
Timothy Pina
#70. Can one be a saint if God does not exist? That is the only concrete problem I know of today.
Albert Camus
#71. We are human, and we suffer, and unlike the animals on the farm, we are self-aware, and we know that we suffer, and it doesn't hurt more or less if God caused it or could stop it, at least for me. I am definitely of the school that believes God has bigger stuff to worry about than me.
Jon Katz
#72. I've wondered how someone could make me so incredibly happy if God didn't exist
Colleen Hoover
#73. Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Stephen Colbert
#74. If God can't get you to obey Him concerning your money, he won't get to anything else you got.
Joyce Meyer
#75. If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?
Gyles Brandreth
#76. If God lets me live, I shall attain more than Mummy ever has done, I shall not remain insignificant, I shall work in the world and for mankind!
Anne Frank
#78. If God is love, and nothing imperfect can exist in the presence of God; then healing is simply the process of bringing love to the places within us that are hurting.
Habib Sadeghi
#79. If God makes you wander, keep calm, don't worry and go by His rules for He will surely show you what will make you wonder!
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#80. If God granted me a wish today, I would ask for a talent to read, write and speak all languages of the world!
Shikha Kaul
#81. If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.
Robert Breault
#82. If God only used perfect people, He would have no one to use.
Rick Warren
#84. For some, the belief in a Young Earth seems to be based on a kind of intuition or faith in what they believe an omnipotent God should do. It reasons that if God is all powerful, then certainly He would not have taken millions of years to make the earth.
Norman Geisler
#85. I thought I might now have an opportunity to speak my last words to a multitude, which I thought would come to see me die; and, thought I, if it must be so, if God will but convert one soul by my very last words, I shall not count my life thrown away, nor lost.
John Bunyan
#86. If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.
BUMPER STICKER
Darynda Jones
#87. If God is so concerned about the state of truth in any society, I think that should begin to concern us as well
Sunday Adelaja
#88. If god really wanted people to be free of [wicked thoughts], he should have taken more care to invent a different species.
Christopher Hitchens
#89. Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
Woody Allen
#90. If there's something in your life that you know needs changing, make sure you change it before God's got to change it. Because if God's got to change it, you ain't going to like it.
Ray Lewis
#91. You speak as if God was white and Southern! As if we somehow owned his image. You speak like a fool. The Negro is not some other kind of creature than we are. Whiteness is not sacred. It can't on defining everything.
Sue Monk Kidd
#92. Tyler did not believe in hell. He had decided, long ago, that if God wanted to punish them, there was infinite opportunity right here; hell would be superfluous.
But if there was a hell on earth, Tyler had certainly found it.
Erika Johansen
#93. I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.
Robert Orben
#94. You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has he placed you?
Tom Robbins
#95. If God requires of the sinner, dead in sin, that he should take the first step, then he requires just that which renders salvation as impossible under the gospel as it was under the law, since man is as unable to believe as he is to obey.
Charles Spurgeon
#96. Don't you think that if God can supposedly forgive you, it's kind of egotistical for you not to forgive yourself?
Richelle Mead
#97. If God's love is for anybody anywhere, it's for everybody everywhere.
Edward Lawlor
#98. If God gave light and wisdom, the religion of Jesus was soon learned; but without God, a man might study all his life long, and make no proficiency.
Adoniram Judson
#99. God allows us to have a personal relationship with himself and he forgives and loves us as children. If God forgives our such great sins against his Son should we not forgive such little sins against ourselves?
Greg Gordon
#100. If God is, why is there evil? But if God is not, why is there good?
Saint Augustine
