If Carlsberg Sayings

#1. Kaitlyn is that kind of girl that might be too interesting, might tempt you to get involved ... A girl who challenged him, who could be my equal ... Her mind was a place of blue pools and blazing meteors ... She stood slim and proud as some medival witch princess against dawn.
-Gabriel

L.J.Smith

#2. Like most misery, it started out with apparent happiness. - The Book Thief

Markus Zusak

#3. This country was founded on a core set of family values. These values should not be discouraged and blatantly undermined by the airing of offensive material on broadcast television and radio.

Kenny Marchant

#4. Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.

Laura Schlessinger

#5. Even a tiny forward step is a step in the right direction, no matter how small.

Khloe Kardashian

#6. I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.

Colin Farrell

#7. Nirvana is where you are, provided you don't object to it.

Alan Watts