Idiots Twain Quotes

#1. Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Mark Twain

#2. It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.

Mark Twain

#3. Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

Mark Twain

#4. The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

Mark Twain

#5. I went from being the Terminator to being the governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#6. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Mark Twain

#7. All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

Mark Twain

#8. When people are not in the moment, they're not there to know that they're not there.

Ellen Langer

#9. Getting the pretty back is about getting back in touch with your essential self: the part of you that knows what you really want.

Molly Ringwald

#10. Without war there are no heroes."
"What harm would that be?"
"Oh, Lavinia, what a woman's question that is.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#11. When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Mark Twain

#12. If you see only goodness in people, then people will be good.

Debasish Mridha

#13. In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Mark Twain

#14. I desire to tamper with the jury law. I wish to alter it as to put a premium on intelligence and character, and close the jury box against idiots, blacklegs, and people who do not read newspapers.

Mark Twain

#15. Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ...

Mark Twain