Ideaman Mugs Quotes

#1. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.

Mike Rowe

#3. The clear purpose of the leader is to give a clear purpose to the team.

Paul Sloane

#4. Envy lurks at the bottom of the human heart like a viper in its hole.

Honore De Balzac

#5. God's grace is everything we need. The seed of all goodness.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Trivial participation ultimately bores you, leaves behind a sense of shallowness, contributes little to your deeper sense of life. Significant participation, on the other hand, engages you, enthralls and satisfies you, it contributes to the meaning of your life

Henryk Skolimowski

#8. The Government cannot afford to have a country made up entirely of rich people, because rich people pay so little tax that the Government would quickly go bankrupt. This is why Government men always tell us that labor is man's noblest calling. Government needs labor to pay its upkeep.

Russell Baker

#9. The only thing that makes life unfair is the delusion that it should be fair.

Steve Maraboli