Ice Cream Truck Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Ice Cream Truck Quotes

#1. divorced and living with an iguana, remarried with iguana, then divorced with seven iguanas because your iguana obsession ruined your relationship, and, finally, single with six iguanas (Arturo was sadly run over by an ice cream truck). - Author: Aziz Ansari
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#2. I compose with bells a lot. Bells and breath. Both things you react to without thinking about it. Bells traditionally give us orders: come to the desk, the truck is backing up, the ice cream is here, it's time to go to church. They're sounds our brains are already associated with. - Author: Sxip Shirey
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#3. That was also back in the days when I thought the ice-cream man lived in his truck - Author: Lorrie Moore
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#4. I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! - Author: Adam Sandler
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#5. I've never approached classical music in a formal way, ever. I couldn't read very well. I'd have to play every piece and internalize it, almost as if I had written it myself. - Author: Andrew Bird
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#6. Isn't the whole idea behind the massive regulation and regimentation of American industry and society the notion that individuals should be forced to behave in ways defined by a small governmental elite? - Author: Thomas DiLorenzo
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#7. New Rule: Churches have to stop ringing the damn bells. It was a good idea in the Middle Ages, but people have clocks now. It's not like you're doing us all a favor by keeping the hunchbacks off the street. Make up your mind, are you a house of worship or an ice cream truck? - Author: Bill Maher
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#8. Hanging out with Sam or any two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one new way after another of offing themselves - piss in an electric socket, lick a pit bull's nose, chase an ice cream truck into traffic - and your job as a parent is to step in before it happens. - Author: Michael J. Fox
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#9. I write what I'd like to read and just hope that, along the way, others might like to read them, too. - Author: Kate Morton
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#10. You don't go to Palm Springs in the summer unless you're building a golf course. - Author: Arnold Palmer
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#11. No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. - Author: Sloane Crosley
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#12. Patricia felt as though she had been run over by a melting ice cream truck that had recently burst into flames. - Author: T.W. Brown
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#13. Poor-quality software has all the subtlety of a neighborhood ice cream truck. You know it's bad for you; you know it's coming a mile away; yet you can't resist. - Author: Eric Brechner
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#14. Nature is not only all that is visible to the eye ... it also includes the inner pictures of the soul. - Author: Edvard Munch
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#15. I know Donald Trump. I've met him; I know his family. I have love and friendship and affection for his family members. But I'm going to work very hard to ensure that he is not our president. - Author: Cory Booker
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#16. Most often when I stammer
That's my brain
Correcting my grammer. - Author: Joyce Rachelle
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#17. I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. - Author: Wendy Liebman
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