I Need A Psychiatrist Quotes

#1. I think I need a psychiatrist because I do believe I am mentally disturbed in some way.

Tyson Fury

#2. I'm lucky enough to be able to make films and so I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears and all those things with my work. That's an enormous privilege. That's the privilege of all artists, to be able to sort out their unhappiness and their neuroses in order to create something.

Michael Haneke

#3. If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways.

Simon Cowell

#4. He didn't need a psychiatrist to point out that writing had its autoerotic side - you beat a typewriter instead of your meat, but both acts depended largely on quick wits, fast hands and a heartfelt commitment to the art of the farfetched.

Stephen King

#5. It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

Tallulah Bankhead

#6. I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

Ray Bradbury

#7. I've wanted you," he'd murmured, his lips barely touching mine, "for so long.

Jocelyn Davies

#8. People and land, they're the same, his father used to say. Neglect one and the other suffers eventually.

Trudi Canavan

#9. Willie did not need a psychiatrist to explain this woman's glamour profile: Neiman-Marcus-camouflage for a serious absence of soul.

Linda McDonald

#10. What do you need?" Vadderung asked.
"Advice," I said. "If the price is right."
"And what do you think a sufficient price would be?"
"Lucy charges a nickel."
"Ah," Vadderung said. "But Lucy is a psychiatrist. You realize that you've just cast yourself as Charlie Brown."
"Augh," I said.

Jim Butcher

#11. I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth.

Cassi Clark

#12. I am convinced that nine out of every ten persons seeing a psychiatrist do not need one. They need someone who will love them with God's love ... and they will get well.

Paul Tournier

#13. A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "My brother's gone crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the psychiatrist says, "Have you told him he's not a chicken?" The man replies, "I would, but we need the eggs.

Tina Fey

#14. Translation: This will help you keep your shit together. "A

R.R. Virdi

#15. Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Kathy Lette

#16. Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

Les Paul

#17. I've seen hatred and I have seen love. And love is more powerful.

Immaculee Ilibagiza

#18. If you want to express yourself, you need the services of a lover or a psychiatrist; if you want to express a book, you might conceivably manage it.

Jill Paton Walsh

#19. I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

Dorothy Kilgallen

#20. Here's the deal: The more you think you're entitled to, the less you will be grateful for. The bigger the sense of entitlement, the smaller the sense of gratitude. We wonder why in our world we keep getting more and more and more and keep being less and less and less grateful. This is precisely why.

John Ortberg

#21. Squeeze this amazing human experience for all its nourishing juices. Take action towards the life you see for yourself. Don't just look to the sky and beg for it; put your feet on the ground and create it!

Steve Maraboli

#22. If king needs to be treated by psychiatrist,
then the people need replacements for both.

Toba Beta

#23. Remember our war hysteria, when we called sauerkraut 'Liberty cabbage' and somebody actually proposed calling German measles 'Liberty measles'?

Sinclair Lewis

#24. Photography is an itch that wont go away. No matter how much you scratch it.

Dara McGrath

#25. Didn't I tell these motherfuckers to get the fuck up out of my house?" Veronica yelled to no one in particular. To

Shacoby Fleming-Estelle

#26. God's Word has the power to light our way and to clear the debris that has covered the path so we can walk in it.

Lisa Bevere

#27. I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

Joan Rivers

#28. I need more than anything right now what is, of course, most impossible, someone to love me, to be with me at night when I wake up in shuddering horror and fear of the cement tunnels leading down to the shock room, to comfort me with an assurance that no psychiatrist can quite manage to convey.

Sylvia Plath