I Love My Ex Quotes

#1. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

Natalya Vorobyova

#2. But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things against him that before I readily accepted as the price of love.

Daria Snadowsky

#3. I love the one that can't be loved. Because I just didn't have the luck to love the one that could be loved.

Leydi Morfa

#4. I was dumped at my senior prom - I was 18 and in love. We danced all night, then she got back together with her ex. It broke my heart.

Chris Evans

#5. I had noticed, for example, how all my infatuations dissolved as soon as I really became friends with a man, became sympathetic to his problems, listened to him kvetch about his wife, or ex-wives, his mother, his children. After that I would like him, perhaps even love him - but without passion.

Erica Jong

#6. The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.

Simon Cowell

#7. All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee

George Strait

#8. If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth.

Shubham Choudhary

#9. Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out.

M.R. Field

#10. In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.

S.A. Tawks

#11. My ex-girl told me, "I love you so much, and I know it's just a phase you're going through." When a woman comes at you like that, you look at her as being so mature because she understands if I'm cheating, it's not her problem, it's mine. When a man cheats, it's not a reflection of what she's not.

Tyrese Gibson

#12. I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

Dave Pelzer

#13. I was invited to a dinner party by an ex, and I was convinced that he wanted to rekindle our relationship. I prohibited my friends from coming with me because I didn't want to make it awkward for them when he professed his love to me.

Chrissie Fit

#14. Let us end this farce, observer! Give me your final, most beloved act of "will"... The one you most wish to believe was your own idea!
"My own... will... I... I believe that this love for Yukiteru-kun... is real!

Sakae Esuno

#15. I love my wife. My ex-wife. Nothing will ever change that." "Okay." "I can't love anyone else.

C.D. Reiss

#16. I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

Stewart Rahr

#17. I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time.

Mitch Hedberg

#18. I killed my ex lovers
and buried to my memories' grave.
It is January
And I am tired of being brave.

Arzum Uzun

#19. My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

Koren Zailckas

#20. I didn't need one so pissed at his ex-wife he'd make me fall in love with him before apologizing for leading me on. He wanted to hurt women, and nothing froze my creative juices like heartache.

C.D. Reiss

#21. My sister is running away to get lost, but I am running away because I want to find something. And my parents love me so much that they want to help me. Yeah, Dad is a drunk and Mom is an ex-drunk, but they don't want their kids to be drunks.

Sherman Alexie

#22. That's still the best reading experience: falling in love with a book I meet by accident.

Alice Hoffman

#23. Those who prefer their principles over their happiness, they refuse to be happy outside the conditions they seem to have attached to their happiness.

Albert Camus

#24. If love means that one person absorbs the other, then no real relationship exists any more. Love evaporates; there is nothing left to love. The integrity of self is gone.

Ann Oakley

#25. A steady love, a faithful love, a wife's love is the best.

Philippa Gregory

#26. Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.

Rachel Caine