Top 15 I Hate Weddings Quotes
#1. I hate weddings. Weddings are nothing more than catering with virgins. Sorry, in the old days it was virgins; now it's baby mommas.
Joan Rivers
#2. I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.
Melissa Bank
#3. Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.
Frank Abagnale
#5. Oh, I loathe weddings. I loathe sitting down and participating in inane conversations with proud parents and smug couples who all look like they might secretly hate each other.
Saleem Haddad
#6. Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
Daniel Tosh
#8. There are people in the world that believe in God and those who don't. I wonder how the ones without God can live.
Gigi
#9. The more simply you see, the more simply you will render. People see too much, scatteringly.
Robert Henri
#10. When my first wife & I began the school, we had one main idea: to make the school fit the child - instead of making the child fit the school.
Alexander Sutherland Neill
#12. In the face of so many wounds that hurt us and could lead to a hardness of heart, we are called to dive into the sea of prayer, which is the sea of the boundless love of God, in order to experience his tenderness
Pope Francis
#13. How many crimes have been committed for no other reason than that the perpetrator could not bear being in the wrong!
Albert Camus
#14. I hate parties.
And a wedding is the biggest party of all.
All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.
He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.
Then I have to greet them.
Sarah Ruhl
