I Hate Golf Quotes

#1. I hate golf. It's the genteel version of seal-clubbing, only not as much fun.

Lauren Beukes

#2. I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Fuzzy Zoeller

#3. I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Jay Mohr

#4. Am I glowing?"
"Like a Christmas tree."
"Not just the star?"
The bed moved a little, and I felt his hand brush my arm. "No. You're super bright. It's kind of like looking at the sun.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#5. I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've done that, and I really hate to see it. If I did something like that, my dad would come get the putter and hit me upside the head with it. I knew better.

Lucas Black

#6. Maybe what I liked most about dancing is the rules. In a world where anything goes, here are solid arbitrary rules.

Chuck Palahniuk

#7. Inch by slow inch, he snaked his hand over to her hip and squeezed unsympathetically as he leaned down onto her and sunk his teeth into her shoulder blade.

Ella Dominguez

#8. I want to play golf, practice and not do much else. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I hate going places where you have to yell at someone who is about a foot away from you.

Vijay Singh

#9. Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?

Sebastian Junger

#10. I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

#11. Whatever you choose to claim
of me is always yours;
nothing is truly mine
except my name. I only
borrowed this dust.

Stanley Kunitz

#12. People are going to paying attention to him whether they love him or hate him. So I think Tiger is a huge focus point on a stage that is as little as golf.

Fred Funk

#13. If they really want us to be happy, they'd let us pick ourselves.

Lauren Oliver

#14. You think you know yourself so well, but what you end up knowing is the simple things.

Mark Winkler

#15. I must not only keep alive, but I must be as strong as granite, so that no matter how much I was knocked about, I could remain unbroken.

Nien Cheng

#16. There is something wrong with a work of art if it can be understood by a policeman.

Patrick Kavanagh

#17. Thomas loved words, particularly if he didn't understand them.

Guus Kuijer

#18. I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Ben Hogan