I Feel Like I Bother Everyone Quotes

#1. The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved ... But don't worry girls, I hit him.

Ben Mitchell

#2. One can put some trust in the gratitude of a sovereign, and also in that of his family; under certain conditions, one can even rely upon it; but one can never expect anything from the gratitude of a nation.

Otto Von Bismarck

#3. What I do find surprising is that other people do not think in the same way. I find it hard to imagine a world where numbers and words are not how I experience them!

Daniel Tammet

#4. For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver himself?

John Calvin

#5. God has decreed that there be sick and poor in this world, but in the next it will be the other way around.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#6. My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.

Della Reese

#7. In the two million years during which we climbed from stone-tool-wielding Homo erectus with sloping brows to high-foreheaded Homo urbanis - man, the inventor of the city - we underwent 60 glaciations, 60 ice ages.

Howard Bloom

#8. My memory, sir, is like a garbage disposal.

Jorge Luis Borges

#9. I move through the third world, my third eye's the guiding light / Invite the fight, we all die tonight

Inspectah Deck

#10. Life is what we make of it. Travel is the traveler. What we see isn't what we see but what we are.

Fernando Pessoa

#11. American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.

H.L. Mencken

#12. When you were contemplating cheating on your mate, it was not easy on the conscience. And not something you wanted to do in the home you shared with her.

J.R. Ward

#13. Catholics are frequently criticised because of the prominence and respect given to the Virgin Mary while simultaneously condemned for not giving enough prominence and respect to women.

Michael Coren

#14. I wasn't thinking of being the greatest. But I knew I had a chance.

Muhammad Ali

#15. If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

Paul Rudnick