I Am Gullible Quotes

#1. Unfortunately, as much as I am gullible, I also hate lying. I tend to tell the truth a lot ... lying just isn't worth it. But I think I'm guilty of telling people that I'm 5 minutes away when really I'm about 45 or an hour away.

Monica Raymund

#2. An entire gullible nation believed faithfully in Santa Claus. But Santa Claus was really the Gasman.

Gunter Grass

#3. I groaned. "You set me up!"
"And it was surprisingly easy." Dad laughed. "Geez. I don't know how you weren't kidnapped as a child by a stranger who offered you candy. You're so gullible.

T.J. Klune

#4. You set me up," I say. "One big con. You can't blame me because I turned out not to be gullible enough. You can't blame the mark. That's not how it works. Have some respect for the nature of the game.

Holly Black

#5. Mystical references to society and its programs to help may warm the hearts of the gullible but what it really means is putting more power in the hands of bureaucrats.

Thomas Sowell

#6. The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth.

Bill Maher

#7. I was so gullible as a kid.

Michael Keaton

#8. If others think I am nuts, naive, gullible, and not living in the real world, that's all right, too... I'll gladly stay in what some have called my fictitious world, my happy and peaceful world, a world full of signs of hope.

Ward Foley

#9. Facebook this week announced that it's experimenting with a tag that will mark sites such as the Onion, Clickhole and Empire News as satire and, hopefully, alert the millions of gullible people who share information from these sites as truth each week.

Anonymous

#10. Be grateful to the gullible heart!

Marty Rubin

#11. The moral is significant: when System 2 is otherwise engaged, we will believe almost anything. System 1 is gullible and biased to believe, System 2 is in charge of doubting and unbelieving, but System 2 is sometimes busy, and often lazy. Indeed,

Daniel Kahneman

#12. I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Lana Turner

#13. I'm very gullible when it comes to my own words. I believe everything I say, though I know I am a liar.

Roger Zelazny

#14. Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born.

Dakota Dawn

#15. Gods and politics are the tools with which the godless and unprincipled manipulate the gullible.

Janet E. Morris

#16. The commies are the only people on earth who think Star Wars will work. If they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at Atlantic City and let them lose all their missiles playing Keno.

P. J. O'Rourke

#17. Swindlers are notoriously gullible.

Mason Cooley