Hyperbole And Half Quotes

#1. The English say, Yours Truly, and mean it. The Italians say, I kiss your feet, and mean, I kick your head.

Wilfred Owen

#2. Not an angel more pure than I shall be, for I shall be able to say, in a double sense, "I am clean," through Jesus' blood, and through the Spirit's work. Oh, how should we extol the power of the Holy Ghost in thus making us fit to stand before our Father in heaven!

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#3. Hell has a climate, but no situation. It lies in the spirit, and not in space.

Osbert Sitwell

#4. It always seems as though the definition of love will remain debatable by an opinionated world.

Criss Jami

#5. ... you're never alone if you've got a book for company.

JoAnn Ross

#6. I'm concerned with the lost, the lonely, the shy. I think shyness is in some ways more widespread now than formerly. I used to be shy myself. Of course, you can't be me now and remain shy, but I remember very well what it felt like.

Ruth Rendell

#7. Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Blame it on the boogie.

Michael Jackson

#8. Those of you watching and listening, get a cup of coffee or a spot of tea and join us back here in just a few moments.

Dan Rather

#9. I'm starting to understand what everyone says about you."
"And what, pray tell, do they say? Don't leave me in suspense here."
"That there's something seriously wrong with you."
"Oh, well, I could've told you that. There's a lot wrong with me.

J.M. Darhower

#10. It's easy listening to a record, but a live performance is so personal and real.

Gin Wigmore

#11. Cake is the only thing that matters.

Allie Brosh