Hyperbole And A Half Quotes

#1. He who knows the treasure he has: his days and hours of life, which can change everything which goes on around him.

Paulo Coelho

#2. Because it's not a lie if it's how you feel.

Jennifer Niven

#3. A lot of deaths feel sad. Philip Seymour Hoffman's feels like a robbery.

James Poniewozik

#4. The Curse has a thing for contrast: frivolity one minute, homicide the next.

Glen Duncan

#5. As if the words came not from her but from the breeze.

Sally Gardner

#6. We were bullied, broken, built up, bronzed and polished.
We grew dull, dusty, doubtful, dark, and forgetful.
Yet we still know that we can love deeply.

Antonia Perdu

#7. The speed will increase and the players will be better, but also the players around you will be a lot better. It all cancels itself out.

Robert Griffin III

#8. By the time I left college, I had won every award you could win - I was Mr. Man! Then I got drafted by the Giants, and you step in that locker room, and you feel inferior in every way. You just have to stick around long enough to give yourself the opportunity to build your confidence.

Michael Strahan

#9. Your mind is like Heraclitus' river. Your mind, in fact, is like nineteenth-century father of psychology William James' "stream of consciousness," a bubbling, babbling brook. Your mind constantly produces different currents of associations, different swirls of thought, and different moods.

Howard Bloom

#10. Fewer than half a dozen men

Robert Davis

#11. Angela Merkel in Private is even more miserable than she looks in Public.

Nigel Farage

#12. Music is my heart, but I see television and more movies in the next stage of my life.

Ja Rule

#13. Cake is the only thing that matters.

Allie Brosh