Hussie Homestuck Quotes

#1. I enjoy listening to classical music and heavy metal. I play basketball and try to go diving at least once a year. I don't really have hobbies in the traditional sense ... I engage in too many activities already through the actions of my characters.

Alan Dean Foster

#2. Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in the computational department. You've been taught you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.

Andrew Hussie

#3. This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

Andrew Hussie

#4. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Andrew Hussie

#5. Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.

Andrew Hussie

#6. KARKAT:REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!

Andrew Hussie

#7. You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.

Andrew Hussie

#8. You figure you'll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don't want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.

Andrew Hussie

#9. Love is Power. Use it wisely.

Ramona Matta

#10. But aside from a few migraines, you can't possibly imagine any OBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT merging CONSUME your thoughts with EMBRACE YOUR CULLING experimental technology CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER from an STAY ASLEEP extremely powerful DIE corporation, wait what?

Andrew Hussie

#11. I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all.

Andrew Hussie

#12. Billy's smile as he came out of the shrubbery was at least as peculiar as Mona Lisa's, for he was simultaneously on foot in Germany in 1944 and riding his Cadillac in 1967.

Kurt Vonnegut

#13. An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades.

Andrew Hussie

#14. ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave.
ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.

Andrew Hussie

#15. Education teaches people how to think, while propaganda teaches people what to think.

James A.C. Brown

#16. Women are so powerful they're scary, and the incentive to squash this has been going on for so long that some of us actually believe we're subordinate.

Alanis Morissette

#17. You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.

Andrew Hussie

#18. JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose.

Andrew Hussie

#19. You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding seriously this time.

Andrew Hussie

#20. In this, with him ... I'm as close to the sky as I've ever been.

Sophie Jordan

#21. You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.

Andrew Hussie

#22. She did not want to say it, because it made no practical sense, but in the end she went to Japan for the delicate sake cups, resting in her hand like a blossom; she went to Japan for loveliness.

Z.Z. Packer

#23. The greatest measure of the nineteenth century was passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.

Thaddeus Stevens

#24. How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Yogi Berra

#25. Kitsch of course only comes into existence when we recognize how and why it works.

John Bayley

#26. There are three basic principles behind any well-designed product: truth, humanity, and simplicity.

Sohrab Vossoughi

#27. If we had the power over the ends of the earth, it would not give us that fulfillment of existence which a quiet devoted relationship to nearby life can give us.

Martin Buber

#28. The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.

Andrew Hussie

#29. I think this is what we must not lose sight of, present a confident, positive and optimistic platform for our country's future in which this Party appeals to the centre ground of British politics.

Nicky Morgan