Husband Harassment Quotes

#1. How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'

Lucille Ball

#2. There's probably the lone howl of a coyote when you take off your panties each night,

Dahlia Rose

#3. I don't handle creepy crawlers well. I had a spider problem at a house in Australia, and one of my female friends had to come rescue me from it.

Jai Courtney

#4. A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another, they fall for each other and end up lovers. They laugh, cry, hold on tight and make it work for a little while, then one night her taillights fade out into the dark. And a guy walks into a bar

Tyler Farr

#5. Accursed be the city where the laws would stifle nature's!

Lord Byron

#6. If you give evil nothing to oppose, then virtue will return by itself.

Lao-Tzu

#7. A judgment about life has no meaning except the truth of the one who speaks last, and the mind is at ease only at the moment when everyone is shouting at once and no one can hear a thing.

Georges Bataille

#8. When you make a thriller/horror, darkness is [your] friend, because it lets the imagination go wild and what not. So you always end up going into darkness.

Jaume Collet-Serra

#9. Beauty! Terrible Beauty!
A deathless Goddess
so she strikes our eyes!

Homer

#10. The park was a scruffy patch of grass, muddy in winter and dusty in summer, set about with a few dozen trees, a bandstand, and a pond on which swam a family of depraved and malevolent ducks.

Philip Pullman