Husband Anniversary Card Quotes

#1. Kautilya makes Machiavelli look like Mother Teresa

Wendy Doniger

#2. They make Lord of the Flies look like Pollyanna." "When did you read Pollyanna?" "It was a book?

Orson Scott Card

#3. But I am a sly and wicked narrator. If there is a secret to be plumbed for your benefit, Dear Reader, I shall strap on a head-lamp and a pick-ax and have at it.

Catherynne M Valente

#4. I love the musicality of English. French sounds flat. In English, you can play with pitch.

Eva Green

#5. Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason.

Blaise Pascal

#6. The sigh, the groan of a broken heart, will soon go through the ceiling up to heaven, aye, into the very bosom of God.

Charles Simeon

#7. It's all about God. May He forgive us for every time we start to think it's actually all about us.

Alistair Begg

#8. I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.

Florence King

#9. If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

Douglas Coupland

#10. Knowing now what goes into making a successful artist, it's disheartening.

Sia Furler

#11. You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

#12. I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it.

Landon Liboiron

#13. My husband is always accusing me of being a context-free individual. He asks something and he has no idea where it came from or what it related to. I have to supply him with way more supplementary information than I ever have to supply my female friends.

Heidi Julavits

#14. All your quirks and all your problems - even your depressions and your failures - that's what makes you you.

Gerard Way