Humpin Quotes

#1. I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown:
I was humpin' around and jumpin' around!

The Notorious B.I.G.

#2. It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

Big Daddy Kane

#3. Leonard Cohen has a way with words and with humor that remind me to lighten up, which I appreciate very much.

Damien Rice

#4. There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

Louis C.K.

#5. Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

Oscar Wilde

#6. I luv the ded, this old baster sez to me when I wiz tryin to get some innfurmashin out ov him. You fukin old pervirt I sez, gettin a bit fed up by this time enyway, an slit his throate; ah asks you whare the fukin Sleeping Byootie woz, no whit kind of humpin you lyke.

Iain Banks

#7. Without resistance you can do nothing.

Jean Cocteau

#8. The pen has shaken nations.

Martin Farquhar Tupper

#9. I've been called 'musically schizophrenic,' and some people think that's a cool thing.

Gary Clark Jr.

#10. Get off my back, save a heart attack, ain't nobody humpin' around.

Keith Sweat

#11. Preachers dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.

Thomas Jefferson

#12. In fact, for all the secrets and formulas, for all the self-proclaimed thought leadership, success in business is as elusive as ever.

Philip M. Rosenzweig

#13. [W]hen people are ashamed they hold aloof, above all from those nearest to them, and are unreserved with strangers

Anton Chekhov

#14. Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks

Kim Harrison