Top 13 Humorously Speaking Quotes
#1. It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
Megan Follows
#2. We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.
Max DePree
#3. Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Dane Cook
#4. The purpose of the church is to reveal to the people who God is
Sunday Adelaja
#5. We are soldiers of the cross, we've been found to reach the lost.
Randy Travis
#7. The iPod made music mobile, but today, how many devices do you need to walk around with? You want it on just one. And inevitably that's going to be the phone.
Edgar Bronfman Jr.
#8. The moon was up, painting the world silver, making things look just a little more alive.
N.D. Wilson
#9. I remember thinkin theworld still felt as if it was made of glass, and I had to be damned careful not to slip on it n cut myself when I had to let go ...
Stephen King
#10. It's no secret that I've become known for my strong political views.
Carl Karcher
#11. Riches, the dumb god that giv'st all men tongues, / That canst do nought, and yet mak'st men do all things; / The price of souls; even hell, with thee to boot, / Is made worth heaven!
Ben Jonson
#12. It is difficult and even dangerous to make predictions - especially about the future - of the bilateral relationship.
Patrick Mendis
#13. I presume that nobody will deny the positive aspects of the North American cultural world. These are well known to all. But these aspects do not make one forget the disastrous effects of the industrial and commercial process of 'cultural lamination' that the USA is perpetrating on the planet.
Jose Saramago
