Humorous Situations Quotes

#1. I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don't think life could be any more miserable.

Bill Mauldin

#2. I have invested in four social networks. More than any other. But that's in Russia and Poland.

Yuri Milner

#3. As patience leads to peace, and study to science, so are humiliations the path that leads to humility.

Bernard Of Clairvaux

#4. Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel!

John Cena

#5. Until they enter elementary school most youngsters are motivated by the challenge itself, not by stars or grades or rewards. This is called mastery motivation and is the form of learning most likely to lead to both engagement and persistence, and ultimately to expertise.

Madeline Levine

#6. It is your strength and determination that have infuriated me. That strength and resilience has also made me fall in love with you.

Aleatha Romig

#7. just when I start to think Facebook is okay, I get 25 FarmVille requests".

Anonymous

#8. I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things; it makes a character much more three-dimensional if there's some kind of humor. Not necessarily laugh-out-loud type of stuff, just a sense that there is a humorous edge to things. I do like that.

Colm Meaney

#9. The machete was needed anytime you had to slash out your own trail. This necessity arose more often than a person who is not a kid with a machete might think.

Patrick F. McManus

#10. If Democracy should fail, it would be because we had been so lacking in self-discipline that our personal problems had taken all our substance and energies, leaving us nothing of value to contribute to the commonwealth.

Margery Wilson

#11. In humility, we find our true calling and our greatest honor.

Dillon Burroughs

#12. Bob Marley songs are my songs. These are the songs that have been passed on to me. Let me say, I wear my family crest, and I represent my family to the fullest.

Stephen Marley

#13. Had a cold hummus with pita bread,
Under a delicious food, yellow or red.
Might just have the appetite to cook
Urgent dinner by hook or crook.
So that's just a humus humor spread.

Ana Claudia Antunes

#14. Fear, as opposed to anxiety, has a definite object, which can be faced, analyzed, attacked, endured ... anxiety has no object, or rather, in a paradoxical phrase, its object is the negation of every object.

Paul Tillich

#15. The head of dullness, unlike the tail of the torpedo, loses nothing of the benumbing and lethargizing influence by reiterated discharges.

Charles Caleb Colton