Humorous Biker Quotes

#1. There is only one person I wake up every morning striving to be better than, and that is myself.

Thurman P. Banks Jr.

#2. New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes.

David Letterman

#3. Susan B. Anthony must be turning in her grave if she knew that millions of women who have the right to vote are not exercising it. Why? Because they haven't got the interest or the time, or they have just given up hope.

Madeleine M. Kunin

#4. Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#5. I always encourage authors (especially new authors) to be as generous as we are blessed. For one thing, it is a way to help people. For another, it is a seed one is planting for the life of the book. Someone gave it to someone who gave it to someone else.

Andy Andrews

#6. They disconnect biblical truths from each other like a depraved artist who rearranges the pieces of a beautiful mosaic.

David K. Clark

#7. There is no right and wrong way to paint except honestly or dishonestly. Honestly is trying for the bigger thing. Dishonestly is bluffing and getting through a smattering of surface representation with no meaning ...

Emily Carr

#8. Bureaucracy, as Hannah Arendt defined it: the rule of nobody. Roll

Joseph Heller

#9. There's no condition one adjusts to so quickly as a state of war.

Alice Sebold

#10. Life is not cured, Mr. Gilner." Dr. Mahmoud leans in. "Life is managed.

Ned Vizzini

#11. Be a wonderful role model because you will be the window through which many children will see their future.

Thomas McKinnon Wood

#12. Trying to impress people who hate you is just a big waste of time.

M. Shadows

#13. Be gentle with the earth.

Dalai Lama XIV