Humorists Crossword Quotes

#1. I don't think you should do things in your personal life differently because you're a role model.

Shannen Doherty

#2. There are very deep and restrictive principles that determine the nature of human language and are rooted in the specific character of the human mind

Noam Chomsky

#3. She loves him," Aphrodite blurted.
"Aphrodite!" I yelled.
"Well, someone had to clue the dorks in to your pathetic infatuation with him," Aphrodite said.

P.C. Cast

#4. This message is brought to you by the BCBS [Booty Call Broadcasting System]. If you are back in town, get your wet ass over here. (The Hook Up, 42%)

Kristen Callihan

#5. Storytelling is the important thing.

Vincent Kartheiser

#6. If I can't have love, if I can't find peace, / Give me a bitter glory.

Anna Akhmatova

#7. Personally, my daughter's wedding gave me a tremendous pleasure. And the wedding was a radiant event and I enjoyed it. I was afraid I'd cry. I'm given to crying at odd times, and I was very much afraid of the emotionalism of that moment, but I didn't even come close to crying.

Rod Serling

#8. The more a man is given to sentiment ,the more likely is he to be wordy and to speak well.

Denis De Rougemont

#9. His scent burst onto her brain like a rain of lights, causing her to know him perfectly. This is how moths speak to each other. The wrong words are impossible when there are no words.

Barbara Kingsolver

#10. Beware the dark stranger! He rides a unicycle!

Stephen King

#11. Deciding what to read is also a matter of filtering.

Jean-Claude Carriere

#12. The past is over, gone. What is to come doesn't exist yet. That's tomorrow! It's only now that can ever be, at any moment. And at this moment, now, we are alive--and together. We can't ask more. There isn't any more to ask.

Winston Graham

#13. From time to time there is a move to do a little less in the way of period dramas, but people rebel. Audiences say we want them. There is a big hunger for them. I don't think it's sentimentality or nostalgia, it's often that they are simply the best stories.

Andrew Davies

#14. According to Google statistics, people search the word "money" four times as often as the word "goal". This creates a word: "frustration".

Tim Fargo

#15. Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Anne Lamott